Get Dura Lube on your clutch shoes...
Have a cracked ht coil housing and ride in the rain...
Trust anyone driving a car... He saw me... He is going to turn...
Put ethanol anywhere near viton...
Try and ride it like surfboard cuz you look soo cool and don't have really good medical insurance...
Duly noted! ;)
Dont ever...
Think you can ride "just down the street" using straight gas and not toast your rings and cylinder.
Run with scissors...
Talk back to your mama...
Try to put a 16 in tire on a 17-inch rim...
Swimming right after you eat cuz you know the sharks can smell it...
And for god sakes don't do that you'll go blind...
The last on'es a myth, I see fine... :D
Cross the streams...
Bring a knife to a gunfight...
Piss into the wind...
Try to mechanically set a sax timing without the right Gage...
Trust Tomas oil injector lines...
Try to run Nitro methanol through a batavus M48 unless you have graphene and substitute for the case induction due to the explosive nature...
Try to explain anyting to anybody...
Oh yeah how could I forget this one do not wear polyester or nylon socks whilst enjoying your Auto cycle...
Don't ever think you can go for a ride "just to the store to get milk" on the first summer like day of the season...
( just remember to get back home within 72 hours so your PO'd better half does not try to get proceedings started to have you declared as "missing and presumed dead" )
Cook bacon naked.
... pull on Superman’s cape
... pee into the wind
... pull the mask of the Lone Home Ranger
... and you DON’T mess around with Jim
Talk back to a cop.
tune a fish
go behind that door...
Reach for the glove box without telling the cop!
Come out your cargo van door when being pulled over by the police at 2:00 am having long hair and beard
Be in New Jersey at 3 a.m. with a 72 year old guy with a 6 ft long dreadlock coming from the New York City normal and ending up in Saddle Brook jail with a hundred hits of acid the dreaded one hit in a Big Mac container in the garbage on my floor I could have sat 15 years plus if they found it
Give a dog anything in the onion family.
> Jeff Parr Wrote:
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> Talk back to a cop.
When I was a little kid, my step dad told me "if you're gonna tell a cop to go fuck himself, wait till he's already gone..."
> baird co Wrote:
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> > Jeff Parr Wrote:
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> > -------------------------------------------------------
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> > Talk back to a cop.
>
> When I was a little kid, my step dad told me "if you're gonna tell a cop
> to go fuck himself, wait till he's already gone..."
Our fathers were smart.
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