Then you should come to Chicago to camp out in a piece of gum history while you simultaneously indulge your moped perversions!
You read that gum part right, we've got "urban camping" space around the half-demolished Wrigley gum factory!
Here's the haps:
Los Marranos present:
a Chicago Moped rally
August 23rd thru 25
Search for "Los Marranos moped rally" on Google maps to find your way.
PS do people even post their rallies here anymore? I don't have a Facebook anymore and I live under a rock. (edited)