Puddle Cutters Present: The Moped Army National Rally

Portland, OR, you know, the cool place from that TV show. Everyone should come here and party like we have legal weed and lax dress codes. Ya'll can have as much arugula as you want (throw back joke to the real OGs). We taking over the streets Labor day weekend, August 28-Sept. 2. No of course we dont' have a registration. but feel free to email out glorious captain at brownandrewk@gmail.com and tell him everything you need. We want this to be the big one, the end all game changer that makes mopeds cool again and also not cool ever again. Peak mopeds is what I'm talking about here. So every one come out, enjoy. And remember, if you don't come to this, no one will ever vote you into the MA.

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You know what....it's been 15 years, only been to fleet rallys, my fat ass can find a way....new life goal, will attend.

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I love a good moped / scooter pic in front of graffiti.

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Horrified of hotels...this is gonna be fun...anybody wanna invade a campsite?

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> Aaron Blair Wrote:

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> Horrified of hotels...this is gonna be fun...anybody wanna invade a

> campsite?

I agree.....

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Jesse Stephenson /

oh people camp everywhere in this city. every patch of grass next to the road, you've got plenty of options.

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TOP GUN™ ANDY ⚔ (LSLB) ⚔ /

LSLB will be there in force

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Jesse Stephenson /

You got me rigid just thinking about all of you being here.

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Do Portlandites lock their dumpsters? I'm asking for a friend....

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Cans are worth ten cents, you best believe they lock them shits

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If cans are worth .10 I'm saving all beer cans from now on. I'll make enough to buy a bike...

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> Aaron Blair Wrote:

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> If cans are worth .10 I'm saving all beer cans from now on. I'll make

> enough to buy a bike...

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Jesse Stephenson /

It's great, you can just throw cans out the window and bums pick em up for loosies.

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Jimbo Grand Daddy /

Planning on providing sound system for Saturday events.

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anybody driving down from seattle with a spare seat? cant bring a bike down but my fat ass wants to go anyways...dont care

definitely have funds for gas and such. will buy beer and such if your a sweet talker. (edited)

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Jesse Stephenson /

EVERYONE GETS HYPED, or HYPHY, or LIT, or whatever you need to be to get excited to come to this.

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I bought a plane ticket. I ain't trying to ride or drive that far.

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🇮🇹💦 Of the Loin /

I need to get hella crunk Dr Jessens

Is that appropes my droog?

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Jesse Stephenson /

Oh yes Maitland, if you like to get fucked up I'm sure that our rally can accommodate. You've been to cutter rallies before, we can get awesome if we want to. And I assure you, this time we want to get very homeless.

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Jesse Stephenson /

We got a FB!!!! Head on over to our Facebook to let us know if you plan on attending. Did I mention it's going to be the bee's knees? We need everyone of you to show up and help us make it the best moped rally ever. No rally is very fun unless all your friends are there so bring all your friends!!!

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Jimbo Grand Daddy /

So the first choice of my adventure is to not have FB.

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