MOPED ARMY

I've got some eggs you can suck

you are awesome! you are important! people will like you for who you are, not for what you have! Thank you for sharing your interests and for knowing when to ask for help.

When you want something from others, it really does help to say "please". It lets people know you respect them and appreciate their help, instead of just expecting it.

you know zombies aren't real right? and if they were you'd probably be better off in some kind of 1 ton econoline van with a snow plow.

I like how in the description is FULLY FUNCTIONAL zombie hunting moped, because the other zombie hunting peds are for display only

That’s not a mooed. Just sayin’. (edited)

You want that peice of Chinese shit sauce pay with money you earned.

I'm really hoping that your a kid with no ideas on how to make moneys. And not an adult that believes charity is meant for items that you want but don't need.

The best thing for zombie survival is a serious reality check.

My zombie plan is to be one of the zombies. Statistically you're not likely to be a survivor anyway so makes much more sense to enjoy the now than worry about an unlikely horror future full of suffering where everyone you know is dead and trying to eat you.

Ahahaha take the seat off and sit atop the seatpost