Need a helping hand

Ok just wanted to ask.. does anybody feel like sending me a donation so I can get this badass mooed??

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Dirty30 Dillon /

I'll give you $5 if you go away

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TOP GUN™ ANDY ⚔ (LSLB) ⚔ /

I've got some eggs you can suck

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you are awesome! you are important! people will like you for who you are, not for what you have! Thank you for sharing your interests and for knowing when to ask for help.

When you want something from others, it really does help to say "please". It lets people know you respect them and appreciate their help, instead of just expecting it.

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Moped Lar (OFMC) /
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you know zombies aren't real right? and if they were you'd probably be better off in some kind of 1 ton econoline van with a snow plow.

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Don't forget a matching jeep wrangler to go with it, Bro

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I like how in the description is FULLY FUNCTIONAL zombie hunting moped, because the other zombie hunting peds are for display only

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Set up a Go Fuck Me Page....responses guaranteed.

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Andrew Squiggman /

That’s not a mooed. Just sayin’. (edited)

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Angry Hipster /

All of that weight and bulkiness and it still has that shitty ball busting seat...

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Pierre Lefeuvre /

No money for me :)

But good project

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When you need something reliable to get away from the pack o zombies, a china clone shitmotor mounted on a pile of china bike parts podged together to look cool is just the thing.

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You want that peice of Chinese shit sauce pay with money you earned.

I'm really hoping that your a kid with no ideas on how to make moneys. And not an adult that believes charity is meant for items that you want but don't need.

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Who the hell would pay over three grand for a janky Chinese “motoped”? Get a Kawasaki KLR650 for zombie survival.

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> Drew Willis Wrote:

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> Who the hell would pay over three grand for a janky Chinese “motoped”?

> Get a Kawasaki KLR650 for zombie survival.

The best thing for zombie survival is a serious reality check.

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A reality check would hurt sales of the Motoped Survival.

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My zombie plan is to be one of the zombies. Statistically you're not likely to be a survivor anyway so makes much more sense to enjoy the now than worry about an unlikely horror future full of suffering where everyone you know is dead and trying to eat you.

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Paul Boyer (OFMC) /

This is what mooed!

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Anonymous User /
rorybee

Ahahaha take the seat off and sit atop the seatpost

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