mmp gang X scooter gang are beefing via rap!?

Jason Thompson /

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jasonthompson

Feb 18, 2019 04:45AM

Here's something fun from everyones favorite moped podcast ;)

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Your moped is not the same

It broke down I forgot it's name

yours got pedals that's really lame

Your gang gang don't even hang

I'd rather Kimco everyday

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang, Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Your moped is not the same

It broke down I forgot it's name

yours got pedals that's really lame

Your gang gang don't even hang

I'd rather Kimco everyday

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

My scooter cost more than your rent

your pipes all broken and bent

your mama want you home by 10

but the lamps on the fronts all dim

Living in Richmond on ain't new to me

hit banditos for the scooter meet

Ripping dicks to the brewery

short cut through the cemetery

Just pulled up saw a Puch nerd

don't give a fuck what you heard

my kimmy got the pipe and the kit

how bout we race for the slip

Light turns green and we hint the gas

damn gila kit is really fast

couldn't catch up I was on his ass

so I hit the brakes and did the dash

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Your moped is not the same

It broke down I forgot it's name

yours got pedals that's really lame

Your gang gang don't even hang

I'd rather Kimco everyday

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang, Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Your moped is not the same

It broke down I forgot it's name

yours got pedals that's really lame

Your gang gang don't even hang

I'd rather Kimco everyday

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

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Calvin King /

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calvin

Feb 18, 2019 09:57AM

Its about to go down!!

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kevin Smellaflange /

type_o_positive

Feb 18, 2019 10:17AM

if u don't go when u gotta' go, youll' go & find youv'e gone.

......type-O-positive

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joϟh hoϟier /

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joshosier

Feb 19, 2019 12:43PM

> My scooter cost more than your rent

they missed the point

> Ripping dicks to the brewery

Ohh it’s a joke (edited)

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Born to be WillD /

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willd

Feb 19, 2019 02:09PM

where's the original rap battle? oh man memories, vague fading memories.

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Jason Thompson /

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jasonthompson OP

Feb 19, 2019 02:41PM

> Born to be WillD Wrote:

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> where's the original rap battle? oh man memories, vague fading memories.

I dont know? Charlie buzzard told me he heard rumors about a moped response track.

I'm still waiting for this video to drop

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Zach Gurtner /

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ztp

Feb 20, 2019 01:11PM

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Zach Gurtner /

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ztp

Feb 20, 2019 01:12PM

or the real deal

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countryboy1

Feb 20, 2019 02:49PM

moped club, moped club , moped club, moped club

Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Your scooter is not the same

Its siezed I forgot it's name

yours has no pedals that is a shame

Your gang gang don't hang that is lame

Moped club , moped club, moped club

Moped club , moped club, moped club, Moped club , moped club, moped club, moped club

Your toilet is not the same

It siezed I forgot it's name

yours got no pedals that's really fucking lame

Your gang gang don't even hang that is a real shame.

Moped club , moped club, moped club.

My moped cost less than your porn subscription.

your scooter all broken and bent

your daddys want you home by 10

but the toppend is all siezed up

Living in Worcester ain't new to me

Just pulled up saw a Scooter geek

don't give a fuck what you seek

my bikes got the pipe, carb and the kit

how bout we race for the slip

Light turns green I Twist the throttle

damn gila kit is fast

He couldn't catch up

so He hits the brakes and did the dash

Yo Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Your scooter is not the same

It siezed I forgot it's name

yours got no pedals that's really lame

Your gang gang is not even a gang

Yo Scooter Gang, scooter gang, scooter gang

Your scooter is not the same

It siezed I forgot it's name

yours got no pedals that's really lame

Your gang gang don't even hang hang

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Jason Thompson /

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jasonthompson OP

Feb 20, 2019 04:34PM

> Zach Gurtner Wrote:

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Damn zach coming through with the blk n readyz throw back.

Shout out to riding in formation at rallies

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Bas Autowas /

dutchpuch

Feb 21, 2019 07:03PM

I've been playing this way too much, its Kymco not kimco btw.

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Angry Hipster /

tomd4091

Feb 21, 2019 07:16PM

> Bas Autowas Wrote:

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> I've been playing this way too much, its Kymco not kimco btw.

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> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/j3AeD5BqGcQ/0.jpg

Right??

It sounds good! I'm against scooters being seen as cooler than mopeds, but it just sounds good.

No way we can come up with something better. . .

Damn them and their scooters and fancy rapping tunes

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countryboy1

Feb 21, 2019 07:30PM

> Thomas Davis Wrote:

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> > I've been playing this way too much, its Kymco not kimco btw.

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> Right??

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> It sounds good! I'm against scooters being seen as cooler than mopeds,

> but it just sounds good.

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> No way we can come up with something better. . .

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> Damn them and their scooters and fancy rapping tunes

that is sad dude to think you can not come up with something better. one person couldn't remember the entire rap so they had to divide up into short lines. nobigdyl we need you man! they smoke weed like high schoolers lmao

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Angry Hipster /

tomd4091

Feb 21, 2019 07:36PM

The lyrics are easy, but the whole song.

I mean how long have the moppeders been rocking Hollywood Holt, which was stolen from another rap song, Throw some D's on it.

I don't know if there is even a real, original moped rap. Is there?

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Jason Thompson /

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jasonthompson OP

Feb 21, 2019 09:09PM

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> that is sad dude to think you can not come up with something better. one

> person couldn't remember the entire rap so they had to divide up into

> short lines. nobigdyl we need you man! they smoke weed like high

> schoolers lmao

It's all in good fun. We are just trying to start some fake parody rap beef between mopeds and scooters.

I think we may bust some fake shots at your local diy community Harley shop. They also have a Harley podcast called Gnar Talk

The Buzzard and coming to record a moped reply song soon.

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Jason Thompson /

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jasonthompson OP

Feb 21, 2019 09:12PM

> Thomas Davis Wrote:

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> The lyrics are easy, but the whole song.

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> I mean how long have the moppeders been rocking Hollywood Holt, which

> was stolen from another rap song, Throw some D's on it.

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> I don't know if there is even a real, original moped rap. Is there?

Fact the Hollywood jam is made old. I remember him performing at the Peddy Cash retirement rally.

Sleeves from Smog Squad did funny one too years ago too.

I think brutesquad has an original.

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Bas Autowas /

dutchpuch

Feb 22, 2019 05:03AM

I know of several real original moped raps in Dutch.

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Jason Thompson /

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jasonthompson OP

Feb 24, 2019 08:04PM

check the 1st come back track off the mix tape

Moped Army isn't going to back down from scooter gang.

We be on the hunt

on dat craigslist

looking for a ped

that don't cost shit

gotta low ball him man you know this

if he tries to counter I'm like no bitch

I port my own kit so it's blasting

I tune my own carb so it's lasting

case matched my shit you know it happened

I know some of y'all be slacking

Fucking scooter gang lames on the tough shit

all them internet flames that's all you got bitch

your scooter's got less years like a lil snitch

(what? 69? what?)

Catch me in your city

2 stroke smelling iffy

I got the moped army blasters

you're not fucking with me

take yours back to the shop

you got tuner envy

if I see you in the streets

you can get this flicky

Bring-dingy that's the sound little Jimmy

buzz your tower like Mavrick

you spilt your coffee silly

H95 power band out of site

come around here

you can catch this fucking pipe

We be on the hunt

on dat craigslist

looking for a ped

that don't cost shit

gotta low ball him man you know this

if he tries to counter I'm like no bitch

I port my own kit so it's blasting

I tune my own carb so it's lasting

case matched my shit you know it happened

I know some of y'all be slacking

I'm feeling funny know

I think it's time we cool it down

here's a bidet for your toilet

when I'm not around

Come at us again

I guess well have to sit you down

point your ass to the wiki

for some common ground

MOPED ARMY

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