Because of a moped...NOW we have to sleep on couch!

kevin Smellaflange /

accidents in the apt, house, flat, garage...etc;

we now have to sleep on the couch, oh yeah...she's mad!

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Dirty30 Dillon /

> Brent Eaton Wrote:

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> accidents in the apt, house, flat, garage...etc;

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> we now have to sleep on the couch, oh yeah...she's mad!

Are you alright?

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Wat

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Maybe just the last straw ?

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kevin Smellaflange /

repairs or new purchases bolted on that end in involving your girlfriend,

sometimes don't turn out the way u wanted,

looking back they could be kinda' funny...that's all...

riding in the city on a stock BATAVUS & having a German SHEPARD CHASE YOU, AND YOU CAN'T SHAKE HIM CAUSE YOU HAVE your girlfriend on the back of her moped she watchin' the dog and you've

got the throttle burried...reflective riding times.

maybe i'm the only one this stuff ever happened to.......HMmmm.

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Jimmy Cincinnati /

Wait what?

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> Jimmy Cincinnati Wrote:

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> Wait what?

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what the ever living fuck are you rambling on about?

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kevin Smellaflange /

ok ...i'll make it SIMPLE...i'll type r.e.a.l. s.l.o.w.

has anyone ever did sometime on a moped that involve your girlfriend, that didn't go as planed?...is that ramblie enough/

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Are you dropping hints that you have a girlfriend?

Is that what this is about?

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I thought the reason people got mopeds is because they couldn't get girlfriends...

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kevin Smellaflange /

this was a reflection of so time ago...

and wondered if anyone else had a '' funny thing happened to u thing '' in which she got involved.

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> Brent Eaton Wrote:

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> ok ...i'll make it SIMPLE...i'll type r.e.a.l. s.l.o.w.

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> has anyone ever did sometime on a moped that involve your girlfriend,

> that didn't go as planed?...is that ramblie enough/

Has anyone ever did something on a moped that involved his or her’s girlfriend, that did not go as planed?

> Brent Eaton Wrote:

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> accidents in the apt, house, flat, garage...etc;

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> we now have to sleep on the couch, oh yeah...she's mad! (edited)

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This thread is stupid.

>Stay in mopeds long enough to make friends

>get to sleep on couch instead of floor

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kevin Smellaflange /

no one forced u to type a ignorant comment

from your room in your moms basement...

open your closed mind, there's more to life than pack man...snafu-u

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Say word

What more is there, Ms. Pac-Man?

Brent did the dog bite at ya'll or just give a good chase and scare? You two riding dubs may have smelled like bacon wrapped scallops. You gotta donkey kick at 'em

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kevin Smellaflange /

DUH...yuppers....so every time

any one goes out for a ride, nothing out of the ordinary

ever happens to you that was funny, weird, out of the norm? i'm ridin' all the time...pick'um up trucks going every where fast in my mirror.

no truck ever tried to hit you , just to watch you flop?

things like that ??? when and if you ever go riding, notice SOMETHING...just sayin'

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Dirty30 Dillon /

This is incredible

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I honestly don't know what the fuck is going on. Truely do not fucking know. I'm completely lost.

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Rick Bergsma /

I think his moped comandeered their bed , now they sleep on the couch

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I think he got hit on the head by his moped, and now he cant find the bedroom or remember what language he speaks.

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Wow !

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You guys keep me laughing! :)

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lmaooo.

Can we get a like button for posts on this forum?

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kevin Smellaflange /

like.. yeah...like

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I wish some people would come up with some good stories on this post. I have enough trouble trying to explain why I have 14 of them in my basement to my wife. If somebody really was sleeping on the couch because of a moped, at least I could say to her, "I'm not that guy!"

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Mopeds have had the exact opposite effect with me.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

O I thought you lost your place due. To the landlords absurd notion of no moped garage in a 20x20 utility apt .

I call hoax if they were ridin dubs on a batavus unless it had a 9% grade down hill and a 25 ft. Head start would not out run anything. Unless the dog was 209 lbs and 12 years old or just has no teeth you would've been road jerky.

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kevin Smellaflange /

your right the tank over, long seated, black Batavas didn't out run the dog, that's the point...

trying to out run something & outrunning something are 2 different things.

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Im picking up what this thread is trying to lay down. Yes a ton of people have had dumb shit with mopeds put them in the "dog house" aka sleeping on the couch because their significant other got a little mad, I mean because you fucked up.

Here are a few tips from me as Ma's new official couple's therapist

1. Don't take the tupperware anywhere near the mopeds.

2 Don't wrench through dinner too many times in a row

3. Even if they are calling during the hours they know you are more than likely to be in the garage just answer

4. You know if you were playing mopeds 7 times out of 10 you'll smell like gas. Pay attention to where your partner wants you to be after that and plan accordingly.

5.1 Try to include them. Sometimes asking to involve them is all they want.

5.2 build them a bike and have something that can dubs. Preferably something fast enough to escape anything potentially scarring physically and mentally.

6. If you are financially entangled $700 treats orders when the bills are due without involving your partner (see 5.1) may have been a bad move. In short be responsible

7. Speeding ticket on the moped may not seem like a big deal to you but tell them anyway.

8. Are you hoarding mopeds? Remember out of site out of mind maybe invest in a shed, garage rental, tarp or partition so they don't have to see the eyesore.

I'd like everyone else to share the hard lessons they have learned over the years when it comes to mopeds, love and not trying have your back fucked up from another night on the couch

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