how often do you sit on your testicles when hopping on ped?

I do this too frigging often. just sayin...

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Dirty30 Dillon /

Not often because I am a sentient being aware of where my body parts are.

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Only problem I have is stepping on my dick.

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Brandon Weiss (aka B-Man) /

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Why on earth would you cut off your own dick and then step on it

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idk man, some people poop on each other. I'm not here to judge.

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I ain't had citrus for a month, and I'm RARIN' for a kill /

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It fell out of the bag of dicks he was eating.

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I'm sure Jim already followed the 10-second Rule and has consumed it orally or anally that is the question.

Charlie

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"Consumed anally"

Dead

Re: how often do you sit on your testicles when hopping on ped?

spray them with cold water before mounting.

Re: how often do you sit on your testicles when hopping on ped?

Have you tried wearing pants?

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DrGeorgeTompson (Alan) /

Yeah my fat fucking thighs prevent my junk from getting smashed most times. Your mom likes em THICC so it's a win-win really.

I wound my berries when i'm hooning over speed bumps and curbs or whatever and the bike launches up or my fat ass is launching down for a primo sacktap. I tape a towel to my seat to soak up the blood.

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Simon Belmont /

It's only discomforting when you go over a large pot-hole, can be a real ball-buster it's hard to avoid them pot holes after the winter.

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I was with a friend when I was a teenager at a baseball card show stealing shit we were getting chased out and he jumped on his bike and I jumped on mine and sat right on my balls... still got away though but a lot slower than my friend it was almost a "I'm done save yourself!!" situation. so needless to say I've been very aware of my sack placement ever since

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Brandon Weiss (aka B-Man) /

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> I was with a friend when I was a teenager at a baseball card show

> stealing shit we were getting chased out and he jumped on his bike and I

> jumped on mine and sat right on my balls... still got away though but a

> lot slower than my friend it was almost a "I'm done save yourself!!"

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i'd say at the time you deserved it :)

Re: how often do you sit on your testicles when hopping on ped?

Never. But I've always been stocky, maybe you guys don't have enough ass?

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true fact, vasectomies clip the bungee cords.

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I just fill my ball sacks up with some glow stick juice and let them hang.

Charlie

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great story Joe mama, exactly the response i was looking for. lol

maybe i just have to hurt myself a few more times?... then i will get it right.

haha

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Do you just sit around all day and think dumb thoughts?

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Due to talented designers of Jawa, it didn't happen to me.

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once or twice , i actually hurt my testis pretty bad the other day LOL!! i might just post some photos

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Nobody likes a bully. * /

don't.

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This is how squished nuts actually happen.

--So you kit up the magnum real good....

...for some reason, she wants to high idle, and when you hold rear brake it slowly dies.

----soooo----

I pedal start, hold that gas, kick that bitch off the stand....

....and hop on....on my nuts and rip away...

balls or squished nuts, i'm just dying to test drive.

then I return to tune it properly.

nevermind the high idle. it was jetting(which is part of tuning folks.)

;;;also, its worth it to teach you to tune bike and don't get so excited, just tune it.

helps with future kids.----stupid mAGDUMB.

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sick,

a reason being a girl on a moped is tight

sry about ur balls

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I'm old as fuck so they hang low and you'll all find the older you got the lower they hang, so anyways I sit on them all the (painful) time.

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> I'm old as fuck so they hang low and you'll all find the older you got

> the lower they hang, so anyways I sit on them all the (painful) time.

Sounds like a little help might be needed . ;)

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never "hop on ped."

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Looking for anatomical saddles I discovered great-granddad enjoyed grinding his nuts into powder on this deal

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> never "hop on ped."

+1Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/26/17 12:39AM by jayson_sumpter.

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