No I'm not have a tattoo you're just ignorant as to how a two-stroke works.
And if you were correct a two-stroke would be advancing timing as RPM went up.
Two Strokes also use an expansion chamber which works is a supercharger the compression ratio changes.
That also affects the speed of the burn.
But good luck trying to fool everyone with your facts and figures they just don't fit everything.
It's engineering theories like the ones you are using but if cause so many things to fail