"Although I'm a non-drinker (for the most part), if I were ever to stumble into a bar and have a few, no, several beers, I think the best beer buddy around would be my good friend Bill from the Moped Army. Me and Bill would get tore up and we'll shoot the shit about how terrible Honda Sprees are, and how we can overtake scooters of suck ilk with our mopeds and a good set of Home Shopping Club acquired Ginsu knives.<p><p>Just a late night thought.<p><p>_wal"