Bryan and I discussed this the other night, and decided that you are mopeder of the Year.
This is just one of the retarded projects I got to witness as his roommate in Seattle.
Dean had a vespa bravo with a cimatti gas tank and the frame cut down to about 10lbs. It rocked wheelies and 42mph.
He cracked the subframe and transferred the entire deal over to a tiny ciao with the words "fabulous" written in rhinestones on the gas tank.