So at our rally last weekend Michael ryon from oak Forrest IL threw a cinderblock off the roof of our headquarters and caused a bunch of damage. and were getting evicted and he is being a baby about owning up to it so DO NOT let him near rocks of any kind in your town. If you see him make fun of him for being a bearded man baby but so he can hear it. And most of all do not let him have fun with a moped again that'd be great. cranksThanks
Michel Ryon and the douche crew.
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Help us shit on their crews cupcake thanks!!
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That's really fucked up.
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They RUINED CRANKS HQ!
Thanks a lot.
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Aw man, tarnishing the great name of Mike.
Also, not cool man, not cool. I heard that rally was awesome, but this is definitely not awesome for the Cranks.
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#mopeddrama
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Who stores cinder blocks on the roof?
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Our landlords, I guess, the ones evicting us because of this dope
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FREE Mopedarmy Wrote:
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> Who stores cinder blocks on the roof?
You would be amazed at what you find on roofs. I used to do commercial HVAC work. Cinder blocks are usually up there to hold a satellite dish in place, but ive seen anal beads (in multiple states), car parts, golf clubs and balls, shoes, guns, pipes for drugs, pipes for beating motherfuckers. The worse thing i ever came across was in beaver damn wisconsin. 76 seagull nests, each one with 2-4 eggs in it.. those cocksuckers are viscous.
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What did the cinderblock hit ?
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Another roof, which it went through, and then hit suff inside. Baller levels of fucking shit up
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why are strangers hanging out on your roof. roofs are for pigeons. and snow.
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They definitely were not invited on our roof.....
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if they pay repairs can you stay?
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Can u fix it?
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how do you even get to the point of 'now I'm going to heave this cinder block off the roof' ??
what if someone was under it when it fell?
that's some scary shit
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two munch buze
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Over 2K in damage + eviction. The little pussies that did it are not even taking responsibility.
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To figure out how much this douchechuck douches if a douchecuck could chuck douche you take the avg weight of a cinder block which is 36-40lbs so lets' say 17.5 kilograms and the height of about 30 feet you'd say means the impact of the object is equivalent to 60,025N in which each Newton of force is equal to 0.22481 lbs or a total of 13,500k lbs of force on that rooftop.
And I never once got to see it. Fuck this guy.
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That blows, what a douche
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rallys should be small and .. close friends not strangers.
i always wonder how long is this "moped scene" rally scene going to last.
just another trend, maybe ill be able to enjoy mopeds once it goes back to the old days of .. what's a moped for. .. short trips to the store in tiny roads.
anyone throwing bricks.. proabably go find him.. stalking. ha
never did understand all the crazyniess that goes on at rally. act like adults.
this country is lost.
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I take it there were witnesses. Get a lawyer and sue his ass. That would be a gofundme I could get behind.
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Wrote:
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> I take it there were witnesses. Get a lawyer and
> sue his ass. That would be a gofundme I could get
> behind.
Thats not a bad idea. At least recoup the costs, and make him own up to his bullshit.
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No gang hosting a rally deserves to have their hard work repaid with an act of such random disrespect but the Cranks deserve it least of all. Anyone lucky enough to know them knows that they are the chillest heshers and blatz enthusiasts that ever picked up mopeds... like, no one ever said "ugh... Those fucking cranks are coming." Anyone who didn't get a chance to experience the Cranks' hospitality and visit their sweet HQ have been robed by these scumbags. You should all be outraged.
^bumb to keep the pressure on these delinquents until they apologize and start a dialogue about repayment.
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not to throw kindling on the cinders, but i think what they did was wholly justifiable.
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outside my obvious nonsense, this is one of the first call out threads that's wholly appropriate with one side entirely at fault. it's tough to get everyone against you, but destruction of property and disrespect of genuine fellas is surefire
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Damn! Stupid ass people sometimes. Like the dumb kid that threw a bomb in the fire everyone was huddled around at the local rally here. Sucks dudes, that shop place u guys have setup is nice, from what I remember.
It's called CMU block, concrete masonry unit
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Born to be WillD Wrote:
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> not to throw kindling on the cinders, but i think
> what they did was wholly justifiable.
Personally, I think it's inappropriate to make jokes about this. Who know though, maybe it'll turn out for the best. Their shop was on a pretty rough block.
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