MOPED ARMY

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Can't wait!

We should've just gone with Spunk Gang.

Goddammit Joel. That's fucking genius. ;)

come see alex groh's number 1 best moped and trophy (edited)

hey y'all visitors:

City of Milwaukee does not allow street parking from 2:00AM -6:00AM. the suburbs may be different.

if you don't have off-street parking wherever you are staying this weekend, the City allows exceptions IF YOU CALL THEM before a certain time and give your plate number and the address.

Information can be found here:

http://city.milwaukee.gov/mpw/divisions/administrative/parking/ParkingPermits.htm#nightpermission

see y'all soon

ITINERARY! (All times and events subject to change without notice ;)

Friday July 10th:

4pm: Moped swap meet and greet at Cranks HQ. 2821 N. 4th St. Milwaukee, WI 53212.

9pm: night city ride. We'll give you guys a little tour of our beautiful city. Bring a can of blatz for the halfway stop.

10pm: arrive at the Drunk Uncle, for beer drinking and fun having. All pints of Lakefront beer only $1.00, and craft beer bottles only $2.00. There is a church festival happening behind the bar. They will be serving classic Wisconsin fish frys, Christian sluts, and other fair food until 11pm.

There is also a Mad Max track area to the east of the bar. Enter at own risk!! 1902 S. 68th St. Milwaukee, WI 53219

2am: ride back to afterbar at HQ, then pass out there.

Saturday:

9am: cranks continental breakfast at HQ. This will be pretty basic. Eggos, pop tarts, juice, milk, coffee. If you need something more robust, go to Fuel cafe or browse yelp.

12pm: long ride starts.

1:30pm: ride arrives at our lunch destination, Wayne's Drive-in. 1331 Covered Bridge Rd

Cedarburg, WI 53012

3:30pm: ride leaves

4:30-7pm doctors park for ice cold Lake Michigan swimming, frisbee, croquet, and shady naps. 8050 N. Beach Dr. Milwaukee, WI 53217

7pm: ride back to HQ.

8pm: MOPED RAFFLE

9pm: Grill out at HQ.

10pm: 3rd annual Under Tha Bridge Party. Marsupial Bridge Media Garden 1759 N Water St. Milwaukee, WI

2am: afterbar at HQ, then pass out

SUNDAY

9am: choose your own breakfast adventure.

11am: pack up and head west to the Jefferson County Fair Grounds, for a good ole fashion DEMOLITION DERBY! ($10) 503 N. Jackson ave Jefferson, WI 53549

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