Today, June 30th marks the very first annual Naked Moped Day.
I already got caught by some people behind my backyard this morning as I usually go outside the first thing in the morning and relieve myself. Well, I strolled on out, and heard some banging around, and decided I'd better go back inside. No moped riding yet.
I'm considering wearing shoes, as I have to brake with my feet, hard on the pedals. I don't know. Maybe I'll do it more than once. It's kinda like St. Patrick's day, as you get a pinch for not wearing green. Today you get a slap if you don't go for a naked ride. It doesn't have to be long. Just do it! Oh and if you are under 18, you better have your signed parent's permission, so the cops won't get upset.
Anyway; let's celebrate, world!