NEW LA GANG - The Homeboys

So whus up doodes and dudettes. I'm back from the dead, obviously.

Join me and Homeboy Rus for the start of his second adventure.

Since the only moped shop in LA (CHOKE) closed down (because who in their right mind would give money to a shop for moped parts when you gots treats) I will NOT be repairing anyones moped, nor do I have the proper tools or vast knowledge required to do a full build, nor do I give 2 shits, but anyways,

THERES A KNEW MOPED "CLUB" IN TOWN

We discriminate - no homo

Must be at least 6 feet tall to APPLY

Amount of fucks we're giving - 0

1st HOMEBOYS MEETING

VENICE BEACH, CA NEXT SUNDAY (8/17/2014) 6PM

COME ONE COME ALL

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1st CROSS WORLD TRIP ON MOPEDS SCHEDULED AROUND

FEBRUARY 2015 -

Don't come if youre a pussy.

Don't come if you think you'll die on this trip or you tend to pussy out to soon. If I made it across the country going 30mph across redneck america in 3 and a half months then you can too.

Don't come if you are a Scientologist or at all affiliated with the Church of Scientology and/or Alien Dildos

If you want to know exact location, please send me a message.

Make sure you check speling. Must be words speled correctly.

Any questions/comments? Feel free to axe.

As always, godspeed.

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Alien Dildos

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stage:

1.........

2 wanting your own gang

3.........

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Homeboy Rus Wrote:

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> Alien Dildos

NO ALIEN DILDOS!!!!!!!!

No alien dildos allowed, sorry.

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if you're into homophobia, you're in the wrong state

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I think the wrong state is in him.

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It's only gay if you make eye contact.

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not gay if say no homo

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and where in gods name did u find ACTUAL alien dildos dahphuck

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LA GANG OFFICIAL NAME CHANGE FIRST NAME CHANGE FOR GANG BASED ON POPULAR REQEST

Documented (08-08-2014)

From: The Homeboys

To: The Homoboys

NO GAYS ALLOWED STILL

NO HOMO

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What about members who become gay while in the gang?

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Oh ye and if you dont believe ill do it...hehe..just watch

unless im actually kidding about the whole thing, but this is MA so good luck seperating fact from fiction (edited)

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Ah, the entertainment is back! Great to hear some words of wisdom

from you HBR, what a CO-INKY-DINK, I just asked the other night if

anyone had heard from you lately, now here you are! I know that Mars

has been asking about you lately also, so you have been missed by all!!!!

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Julie the Wizard /

don't look at the ballsack

don't look at the ballsack!!!

... fuck I looked at the balls and now I'm straight.. fuccccck

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I know Julia! Same thing happened to me when I was 10, I looked at

a set of boobs and that was it, I was titantilized for life....

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Julie the Wizard /

let's be honest here boobs are awesome

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From homo to boobs thread in 30 minutes.

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That's because EVERYONE loves boobs... especially me!

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***VANILLA BLUNDER*** /

The Homoboys.

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NO HETERAL!

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Homeboy Rus Wrote:

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> and where in gods name did u find ACTUAL alien

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Perfekt Timing Angel /

Is it Winter on MA already?

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So you are leaving from Venice Beach and going cross country?

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I don't know what you know I'm doing.

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Ps. Shoutout to swoops and uneducated people

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***VANILLA BLUNDER*** /

we know that you think we dont know what you know.

where's Crazy Wayne when you need him?

ℊRashid 7☀☥ /

someone call Crazy Wane on this post.

LOL

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ℊRashid 7☀☥ /

<- not 6ft tall.

satellite chapters available?

Is this a 'cholo' gang? . Back home in LA, Cholos are referred to as "Homeboys"

I'll name my branch, "The e/s Homies"

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I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant

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