So whus up doodes and dudettes. I'm back from the dead, obviously.
Join me and Homeboy Rus for the start of his second adventure.
Since the only moped shop in LA (CHOKE) closed down (because who in their right mind would give money to a shop for moped parts when you gots treats) I will NOT be repairing anyones moped, nor do I have the proper tools or vast knowledge required to do a full build, nor do I give 2 shits, but anyways,
THERES A KNEW MOPED "CLUB" IN TOWN
We discriminate - no homo
Must be at least 6 feet tall to APPLY
Amount of fucks we're giving - 0
1st HOMEBOYS MEETING
VENICE BEACH, CA NEXT SUNDAY (8/17/2014) 6PM
COME ONE COME ALL
1st CROSS WORLD TRIP ON MOPEDS SCHEDULED AROUND
FEBRUARY 2015 -
Don't come if youre a pussy.
Don't come if you think you'll die on this trip or you tend to pussy out to soon. If I made it across the country going 30mph across redneck america in 3 and a half months then you can too.
Don't come if you are a Scientologist or at all affiliated with the Church of Scientology and/or Alien Dildos
If you want to know exact location, please send me a message.
Make sure you check speling. Must be words speled correctly.
Any questions/comments? Feel free to axe.
As always, godspeed.