I get comments like, Get off the road old man! lol
I get comments like, Get off the road old man! lol
One time, I was riding with a pack of twizzlers in my hand. Dude in a car pulls up next to me while we're both going 30 down the road and asks if he can have one. So I hold out the pack, he takes one, says "thanks" and proceeds to pass me.
today at a red light;
Scrawny red faced drunk asshole:
"...GET OUTTA DA ..(hic).. ROAD!!!"
(waving hand with cigarette out window)
"..YA GOT NO PLATE..(hic).. GET OUTTA DA ROAD!!!
ITS A BICYCLE YOU CANT BE HERE!!!"
hand grenades should be legal.
While stopped at a red light
Dick guy in a car: "Does that thing go 45?"
Dick guy in a car: "Well the speed limit is 45."
Me: "Thats the limit."
I get all that shit an nice comments in spanish !!!
Dylan C. Wrote:
> While stopped at a red light
> Dick guy in a car: "Does that thing go 45?"
> Me: "No."
> Dick guy in a car: "Well the speed limit is 45."
> Me: "Thats the limit."
If I get road rage from a very fat man or woman, I wave and say: "Hey, nice chins!"
^^^HA! Perfect! I had a grumpy old hag at the grocery store parking lot bitchin to me that my moped was too loud. My response : " Whoa, I didn't know a catchers mitt could talk!"
The usual "what's that" or "where can I get one" but the other night I had a q-tip say, "That thing needs a light and reflectors!" I told him it has reflectors and lights...if you can't see at night don't be on the road. He just looked at me in shock and drove off.
"nice ride dude!"
"that's shiitttt's clean, yo!"
"how much you wanna sell it for?" from some guy on a mountain bike following me. I told him $2,500 and he kinda nodded off and left.
"I bet it gets great mileage, huh?. Wadda ya get, 100 miles to the gallon?"
A guy and his 3 year old kid were checking it out outside a whole foods one time. "He's almost big enough to ride it"
"YOOO DUDE THAT THING IS SICK"
"Yeah, I saw you roll up on your scooter there" Grrr...
"How much did you buy it for?"
Older people sometimes come up to me and ask me about it, then talk about how they had mopeds back when they were younger and how they remember having fun toodling around on them.
I got the "Yo, dawg I want that, I'll give you a hundred for it right now."
Me-I'll Take 700 for it.
Him-Come on man, that aint right it aint even worth that.
Me- I rebuilt the entire engine and went through 3 months of trying to get it registered.
Him- ok so 150 for reals right?
Me- (Pedals away)
Yea I know if I was going to sell it 700 is way too much. But to buy it from me when I actually want it, that's an entirely different ballgame.
The other day someone raced passed me and the guy riding shotgun yelled, "fuck you nigger!"and held both of their middle fingers out the window.
I was kind of perplexed because I am really white. Like Irish pale white.
i disagree it is about looking cool it is not about going fast or we would all be in a sport bike forum. a helmit does not have to make u look like a dork. but that said i dont wear one. no problem with people who do though
I once pulled up next to a rad old dude on a harley. He told me thats what they call a "Huffy Davidson" and maybe one day i'll "get a real bike."
"How much you want for that?"
"How far can you pry your bank account open?"
"How much did you pay for that?"
I just rev my shit out so I can't hear a thing. Full face helmets FTW. If anything, people just honk their cute little horns and I sit there like an asshole for them.
From the loudspeaker of a cop car:
"Does PeeWee Herman know you have his scooter?!"
Garrett Boland Wrote:
> One time, I was riding with a pack of twizzlers in
> my hand. Dude in a car pulls up next to me while
> we're both going 30 down the road and asks if he
> can have one. So I hold out the pack, he takes
> one, says "thanks" and proceeds to pass me.
Got pulled over by a mu campus police on my 78 express for not wearing a helmet, I was drunk off my ass. so drunk I shouldn't have even been walking home. FUCKIN WASTED. Copper tells me "I should arrest you, but your practicly ridding a weedwacker so if you promise to walk it home I'll let you go" oh yea and the ole "look at the fag on the scooter".
I was working on my race bike in the parking lot of my apartment building, and a 8 or so year old kid came out of his house probably two blocks away and came sprinting all the way over just to tell me how awesome he thought it was. Ha, made my whole day. Kids love these things for some reason.
Great answer,Dylan! LOL!
Most people are pretty cool with it,and the only time I have trouble usually is when 2 or more teens -20ish ages start trying to impress their peers by gawking and ridiculing.
I just smile and ride on,maybe wave cheerfully,because like the one person said,sometimes you can't tell if they are positive or negative comments.
Usual first question at a filling station or stop is `how fast will it go' and `how many mpgs'? I take great pride in telling them 100 mpg.
But whe n I'm riding I get out of traffic's way pretty quickly on say a road they can go 50 mph on. Around HERE that's all they want.....to continue on without following slowly. don-ohio (:^)
"Hey do you know your dick is hanging out?"
"Hey nice dick!"
"There's kids in this neighborhood, put that shit away"
I once had a woman at a stoplight chew me out at great length for my bike being unsafe to ride. The whole "I've been riding motorcycles for years and there's no way that's street legal" thing. For the record it was a kitted bike, I was able to keep up with the flow of traffic, and it was a residential neighborhood but WHATEVER.
had a guy pull the same thing on me when i was lanesplitting. he ended our little chat by telling me that his truck "could do a lot of damage to a little bike like that". his whole family was in the car with him
Was doing a U-turn, guy in truck who had been behind me leans out the window so I laid off throttle to hear the insult and got a "it hauls dude".
(Bad angle, I was trying to record the speedometer...)
"Can YOU get 70 miles to the gallon"??? - When riding double , multiple 'Dumb and Dumber' quotes
I have a harley too, but I can't wait to get my Puch going and ride the hell out of it.
My best memory is when my buddy and I were going up a hill and a bunch of highschool kids in a jeep passed us slowly with a kid mooning us and another yelling at us from the window. They proceeded to brake check us when we went down the hill and then when they got to the stop sign ahead of us the kid got out and pulled his pants all the way down right in front of us. My friend and I laughed more than we got angry.
Today on my way to lunch I got the finger from a guy who decided to use the divider to pass me, plus some other hand gestures that I think meant that he wanted me to upjet or adjust my point gap.
on my way back another guy yelled "what year is that magnum?" i ride a pinto...
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