Not true John, I recall a time when the moped was just a vehicle of myth. I got my first moped just as i took office serving this country, somthing my fore-fathers had warned me off. None the less i disgarded my many protectors, fancy carriages, and set forth ont he greatest adventure of my life. Now at the time route 66 was as it now only is in movies. Fast cars (and faster women) but my moped stayed true to form. i tell you, it would have taken me months to cross this fine nation by foot, but I boarded my fine peice of italian engineerings and rode to the sunset, 43 days to be exact. It gave a me a chance to really connect with the people who elected me to lead the country to its new age. Needless to say I developed quite a following form the stories I had to tell, and within one year i had 17 members, just in the Washington D.C. area. So in conclusion, I would like to commend with his advise, and I bit all future moped army members to go out, meet the people, and create as much havoc as possible.
Swarm and Destroy