For those of you that have read this before... Tough Tomos !
A hip young man goes out and buys the coolest car available: a brand new red Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old guy on a moped pulls up next to him. The old guy looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya'got there, sonny?"
The young man replies proudly : "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!"
"Wow .. That's a lot of money," says the old guy. "Why does it cost so darn much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.
The moped rider asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner.
So the old guy pokes his head in the window and looks around. , the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I think I'll stick with my moped!"
Just then the light changes.. so the old guy leans back out of the car... And the young guy decides to show the old man just what his $500,000 car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
He looks up and he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whoooosh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped !.
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosh!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy on a ped... he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do.
Suddenly.. as the ped was about to pass him again.. the moped veers into the back of his Ferrari, smashing into the back end.
The young man slows the whole mess down and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath,
.. "YEAH !.... Unhook my god damn suspenders from your side-view mirror !!"
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