Jerking Off

So I know most people go for top speed, or so it seems. and worse, a bike's merits are too often summed up in one top speed gps value.

But for me, and most people at least in city, the majority of my riding is 0-40 and not 40+. So why not make a bike geared low, to really jerk off?

I mean you could have 50+ bike that's geared out to max at 45, and instead of whipping it, have so much more fun jerking off real hard.

Don't get me wrong, top speed is great, but I think we should give people who jerk off some credit too.

So here's the Q, how do we rate how well somebody is jerking off, without seeing the bike in person. I can look at somebody's top speed and say, i can't go that fast, but there's no simple quantifier to compare how we all jerk off.

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Brent Bublitz /

You really just wanted to say "Jerk off" a bunch of times, eh?

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For me, jerking off is something that i don't need to brag about on the internet. My friends, or anyone else i ride with for that matter can see how well i jerk off

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#CrazyWayne™ rocks. #CrazyWayne /

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Noel Jerked off infront of me and HnR Chris in my apartment one night. I have photos to prove it if anyone wants to compare.

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Brent Bublitz /

I agree with the principal though. I would love to have a bike that tops at 40, but gets there faster than the next guy rather than a 50mph bike I have to pedal start from crazy gearing.

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Remember turning left on walnut street from neyland drive will? That GIANT ridonkulous hill? Destroyer of mopeds?

The vespa climbs that @ 20mph.... I really want to try to go up it with my girlfriend on the back too. Fuck I love my grande.

50mph e50's always (usually) get brought to their knees on hills. So good. (edited)

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Bad Cadillac™ /

You should always when building or modding a bike, keep in mind low end torque and top speed. You need both to ride.

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#CrazyWayne™ rocks. #CrazyWayne /

Maize BLK Wrote:

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> Noel Jerked off infront of me and HnR Chris in my

> apartment one night. I have photos to prove it if

> anyone wants to compare.

Ya Post a pic of your creamed face.

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I don't wanna get you too horny this early in the day CW.

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wheelies and 45-50 is a lot more fun than meh to 60 in meh

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Dirty30 Dillon /

I am all about a ballsy take off while jerking off.

If it doesn't hit me in the seat of the pants then I don't wanna ride it all night.

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Born to be WillD /

but srsly, how could we all measure jerking off?

Like it'd almost be easier than a gps to get a wide open flat 1/4mi or even 1/8mi. anybody can grab a stopwatch.

I say lets all get stopwatches, and see how fast we can jerk off

I'm pretty fast, jerking off with 2 strokes.

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I have a free G Meter app for my phone. I can measure my lateral jerk off in Gs and it draws a pretty graph.

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Brent Bublitz /

1/8 or 1/4 mile times would be the best way.

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Dirty30 Dillon /

I'd say 1/8.

Or maintained speed up a x degree gradient

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NB0tt aholetechbro /

only 34 mentions of jerking off?

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Born to be WillD /

that's more than i need

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lolz wat

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i like the 100m sprint

we should be setting that up at rallies

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#CrazyWayne™ rocks. #CrazyWayne /

Maize BLK Wrote:

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> I have a free G Meter app for my phone. I can

> measure my lateral jerk off in Gs and it draws a

> pretty graph.

just duct tap your phone to the back side of your hand when you jerk it.

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I'm running 21x37 on the ZA50 my maxi right now... I'll bring a 13t with me to inverness.

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Blake Totally a real doctor /

I think Andy might have a video of me in the snow jerking off on my kreidler. We were taking turns jerking off and then spinning it around in the snow/ice.

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Ryan - That thing..

I think to find out who is jerking off the hardest, find the nearest kitted 2 speed and look at the gear ratio... Das All..

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I have a puch 9t for jerking off

HOLYSHITHOWDOIRESIZETHAT? (edited)

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My ciao reminded me last night how good it is to jerk off real quick, especially if you haven't in a while.

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Born to be WillD /

it's a nice feeling.

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Blake Totally a real doctor /

I cant wait to jerk off on my pinasco si. It was fun to jerk off on the ciao but I thinking jerking off with a friend on the back will be more fun.

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