The National Weather service has announced they are altering the traditional 'naming' of seasons.
The following are the "New" names.
Summer - This will remain the same... it will be the warmest 10 weeks including July and August.
Since the other 40 weeks of the year now have the same temperatures during their entirety.. (i.e. - the weather in January is now the same as in October and in April)... daytime highs of 45 to 52 degrees.... nightime lows of 35 to 45... they will now be referred to by one name...
This new season will be called ... Fal-Ter-Ing.
It's never real cold.
Its never real warm.
It's never real sunny.
Its mostly cloudy and ... blah... (for 40 some freakin weeks)
We live in eternal Fall now... (at least in the Great Lakes region thats what its been like)