I wish you would pay more attention Wayne.
You go down to Home Depot and buy one of those leaf blowers with the high speed 2 stroke motors on it and the high efficiency ducted blower that blows an air stream out at 180mph.... then you simply duct tape it on the back rack.
Very simple... and cost effective too.
Have I told you about the egg in the oil tank ??... thats worth 40 mph if you buy 2 week old eggs.
Then theres the mothballs in the gas tank... worth another 20 mph.
You really just have not been paying attention Wayne.... you add that all up and you are doing ... lessee here... 30 + 180 + 40 + 20 = 270mph.
then of course if you lean over and flap your arms and scream.... "I AM A DOOOOOOOFUSSSSSSS"..... you gain another 30 or so out of sheer absurdity.... ya think ?