Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Decepticons, Ghost Riders, Guns, and Motion Left are combining to have one BIG Midwest rally to save time and money for all of you and all of us! We have also enlisted the Kalamazoo Moped Riders, Motor City Riot Of Detroit, the No-Nos Of Ypsilanti, Lafayetis of Lafayette and the Zeros of Toledo to help us make this true to the region.

We have an entire campground to ourselves that include toilets and showers (you're welcome), lake access with boats and jet skis, long ride to South Haven, MI, breakfast and dinner on us on Saturday, free beer, kick ass raffle, dance parties in the woods, camp games and much much more!

Get yourself REGISTERED because space is limited! (edited)

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Y'all better come for a good time.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Chicago is the "midwest", anyplace past Chicago is MidEast.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Chicago is its own entity, there's nothing Midwest about it except it's freezing half the year.

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Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Steve Dethrow /

Oh boy I can not wait for this!!!!!!!! I just wanna dance!!!

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

"Things That Should Be Left at Home

Fireworks

Firearms

Crossbows

Bad Attitude"

aka No Buzzards Allowed (edited)

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

If the west midwest come to the east midwest, and try to prove that we're the better midwesterners, can we call your rally "CONFLICT IN THE MIDDLE EAST"?

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--> Jason Kluczyk Presents: Jason Kluczyk /

can't wait. regis'd.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

The campground will kick us out if there are fireworks and/or firearms.

And I'd like to see the west Midwest out do us. Bring it, chumps :)

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

looks like I will have to leave my fireworks launching crossbow at home.... :(

That's ok, we will still be there.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

I've stayed at this campsite before and it is awesome! Very secluded and you don't have to go down a bunch of sketchy gravel roads to get to it.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Quiet by 11pm. lol.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

what is the pants policy? asking because reasons.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

We have the whole place to ourselves! Get loud and naked

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Well, get loud and naked on the dance floor. The owners kids and early sleepers will be at the other end of the site.

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--> Jason Kluczyk Presents: Jason Kluczyk /

i don't see anything about no bullwhips :)

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

You bring a bullwhip, and I can guarantee someone will use it on you.

The campground used to be a girl scout summer camp. Apparently, the was a murder back then...

Be prepared for night time fun and ghost stories.

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╤Γ@√í§ $╟╣Å╚╩┘ /

^and boners. There will probably be boners.^

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Fear boners

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

You guys do realize that if you take away our guns, fire works, crossbows and bad attitudes... Well you have shoehorned us into nudity.

Vests, chests, and testicles. In any given order.

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RADIUM CITY JO$HUA /

It's an unspoken rule that bullwhips aren't allowed, Jason.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

this looks fun.

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Yeti the Figg /

Charlie BUZZARD Wrote:

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> Vests, chests, and testicles. In any given order.

Vests and nudity. Sounds like Yeti time, y'all.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

I thought y'all said "yuns" or "your guys"?

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

where did you get that idea?

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

Sooo looking forward to this. I do have to as about the tick situation?

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Dirt McGirrrt /

Whoa buddddddddddy I should probably get some Omaha guys to go to this.

Re: Salute Your Ports! A MidWest Production. August 16-18th

--> Jason Kluczyk Presents: Jason Kluczyk Wrote:

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> i don't see anything about no bullwhips :)

Just shutup, Jason

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