JOIN THE CINCINNATI MOPED ARMY.
EMAIL ME THE VITAL STATS YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD, INCLUDING YOUR IMPRESSIVE LIST OF MOPEDS, AND WE'LL MAKE YOUR UNOFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP OFFICIAL.
P.S. WE SHOULD SWARM AND DESTROY, OR AT LEAST DROOL OVER EACH OTHER'S MOPEDS, MORE OFTEN.
SINCERELY,
BRIAN PHILLIPS