"dear mr perry,<p>you aren't shit.<p>sincerely<br>dan<p><p><br>: when the time comes for the ultimate battle...when there are but two forces on this barren earth destined to fight for ultimate supremacy, the luke perrys will DESTORY you like so many empty boxes outside a chinese restaurant.we are stronge and stable and can move in the snow.....we are as tasty as treat williams and tawny kitane in a hot tub full of champ-ale..........tape up your glasses, drink your last soy milk, change your underoos and prepare to piss yourself for one last time.<p>"