want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

Miguel /
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I just wandered around your stores and saw that you don't have Faber Castell pencils at your grocery stores. You guys are such crap! All you have are crapy brands like Ticonderoga and Stanford. If you want to see a site with R.E.A.L. pencils you should go see:

http://realpencils.com

Here in South America we import the finest pencils from Germany and everywhere else. Have you never seen the Faber Castell's? They are so smooth and write so well. And don't give me crap about mechanical pencils ... only Pentel 225 will do! But you can't get that in US either! You have to order them from Japan.

Don't you know anything about pencils?! You should check out my website and find out for youself. These are REAL pencils.

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