want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

I just wandered around your stores and saw that you don't have Faber Castell pencils at your grocery stores. You guys are such crap! All you have are crapy brands like Ticonderoga and Stanford. If you want to see a site with R.E.A.L. pencils you should go see:

http://realpencils.com

Here in South America we import the finest pencils from Germany and everywhere else. Have you never seen the Faber Castell's? They are so smooth and write so well. And don't give me crap about mechanical pencils ... only Pentel 225 will do! But you can't get that in US either! You have to order them from Japan.

Don't you know anything about pencils?! You should check out my website and find out for youself. These are REAL pencils.

RE: want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

HA! What do you know about pencils?

Koh-I-Noor makes the best! Only the uneducated foreigner will think Faber Castell are good!

You are just above the Neandrethal that scratched crude depictions of animals on his cave wall with charcoal!

Someday you may evolve to discover the Rapidograph...

Jim C.

(I needed a break)

RE: want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

Simon King /

lead, ink...get with the times boys:

<a href="

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00004TL61/

target="_blank">PDA pens is where it's at</a>. paper is for suckers.

RE: want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

Conte pencils are the best I know off, bet what do I know about pencils? I type and print stuff these days.

RE: want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

Pretty hilarious you guys !!!....especially "Miguel".....hawhawhaw !!

RE: want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

PARDON ME.....IS THIS A MOPED SITE...OR A SECRETARY POOL????? hEY GUYS WHATS WITH THE PENCILE, OR IS THIS A SECRET GAME...!! YOU SHOULD SEE MY MAGIC MARKER!

RE: want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

hey man, they were making fun of the jan person. read some of her posts and you will understand.

hey guys that was funny! i hate that jan person!!!!

-mike

RE: want to se some real pencils??? (parody)

Reeperette /

Pilot-brand Ball Point Finepoints, purple ink, and nothing else.

Nothing annoys bureaucrats worse than official correspondence in purple ink.

(triple this for the IRS, they send you a semi-nasty 'reminder' to use blue or black ink - know why ? cause the OCR machine can't read purple, and it means a human had to read your letter, instead of a machine cranking out a form letter and ignoring you...heh,heh)

Ree

YEAH, THAT&#039;S A PARODY ON THAT STUPID JAN!

Yeah, that's it, clever boy! :-) Miguel is a smart fella, and I regret that so few people got him right. You guys gotta learn to undertstand cute humor indeed! So, stop saying dumb things and applause Miguel The Unrecognized Genius Of Satire! :-)

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