faster moped

PUT OLIVE OIL IN YOUR OIL TANK INSTEAD OF ENGINE OIL AND YOUR MOPED INCREASES SPEED BY BOUT 10MPH.

I TGRIED IT ON MY TOMOS

Re: faster moped

Ill Believe it when I see it..........

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Notice the DNS on this clown is not either of mine. Perhaps he's been sent by the egg man to locate a baloney gasket?

The mispellings and rampant use of caps is another clue.

Some Waynes can give all Waynes a bad reputation.

Mer-ri-ly we troll along.....

What's with the sudden craze of adding food related items to your moped---- People watching half of Emeril, then switching to a show on engines?? Sheesh.

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maybe he's flipping between Iron chef and junkyard wars a little too fast.

Or, taking the title Iron Chef a little too literally

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Ron Brown /

So, what did you do Wayne, go to the library to post this one? : )

Actually, it is a well known fact that this works, but only for Italian mopeds.

Ron

Get this, Wayne.

Reeperette /

Hahahahaha!

Oh man...

I had a pedal gasket leak once near-cripple my 'ped on the way home from a grocery run and was concerned about the trans maybe lockin up, it had been dribbling before, but it kinda opened the floodgates on me after I hit one of those infamous baltimore city potholes (real wheel-eaters, yannow?).

So I pulled it over to the side of the road, and pulled the olive oil out of the groceries I was carryin in my saddlebags, and poured THAT in the transmission....rode home on it, and the next day replaced the gasket and refilled it with 10w30.

So, I dunno about olive oil in yer gas, but as emergency transmission fluid, it did the job.

After that I added a pint of 10w30 to my road tool kit tho, to be on the safe side.

I saw this thread and about laffed my ass off remembering that.

-R

with Minarelli sauce

and a loaf of bread from one of those famous swiss bread bags.

I use baloney for emergency tire patches.

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Ron Brown /

This explains the neighborhood dogs chasing you.

Re: faster moped

Vespas beware !!!

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