craziest shit you'll read today. come to atlanta, where people gonna die

WHOA. who's ready for a fun story (well fun for everyone not involved)

About 3 weeks ago, everything was fun and fine. swimming and mopedding and fuckin bitches and makin money was the way of life. then some cocksucking shiteaters who'd decided they wanted to steal one of our bikes, rolled slowly by our clubhouse in their van. 4 of em. little ghetto trash kids like 15 years old.

Nothin really came of it though until 2 days ago- presumably the same shitbag fuckpile thug kids decided they were going to steal a scooter that was outside at 3am.

fortunately the place wasn't empty and our boy had his gun. so he hears some shit outside, looks out and sees the van and grabs his tek-9, comes out and 2 of em are trying to load the bike into a van, he starts shooting at the van tires, the 2 outside the van run away and the van peels out and flees.

a cop nearby who was investigating a scooter that they'd stolen down the street about half hour before comes out, sees the 2 kids and arrests them. other 2 get away. crazy shit right?!

figured that was the end but no, these kids are dedicated to being scumbags and unfortunately none of them were killed. This story could've ended happier for everyone if the empty cavities where their brains should have been had been exploded all over our parking lot. oh well, hopefully in the future someone will have better luck killing them and their families, and even their pets.

so yea the kids get out of custody, reconvene, and aquire a uhaul truck, then proceed to try smashing our door down with the back of the truck. the awning of the building is low and overhangs the door a good few feet and that was all they managed to hit, but the did succceed in shifting the roof about 6-10 inches off it's foundation before they took off.

including the truck easily over 30,000 in damages to TRY to steal maybe a grand worth of bikes. fuckin insane.

fortunately none of us were hurt. unfortunately all of them are unhurt as well. nothing stolen but we're out of the spot. bummer.

so moral of the story - come to our rally in 2 weeks. bring some guns knives whatever, and we'll go talk to them nicely about why they shouldn't do what they've done.

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SWOOPS RALLY 2012: Break in and die.

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DAM Taylor French /

Fuckin a thats a pain next time use a shotgun you'll get a better chance of hitting them

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From the officer's report:

On 07-26-2012 at approx. 1:46am, while near Boulevard SE and Memorial Drive

SE, I heard yelling & gun shots near Memorial Dr and Berean Ave, (655

Memorial Dr). I approached the location and observed two young black males running from the location and I could still hear someone yelling. I

identified myself to the two subjects running as an Atlanta Police officer.

I gave chase and followed one subject and gave dispatch a description and direction of travel for the other male. I caught and arrested him on Iswald

St. While chasing the suspect I continued to hear gunshots from the

incident location as well as tires squealing and engine roaring from a

vehicle fleeing the scene. I gave out a specific area to search for the 2nd male.. Officer Mercure located the 2nd male laying down behind the house

where I last saw him run. I talked to the apparent victim who stated he was inside his shop/garage, which was closed for the night, when he heard

noises just outside his door. He thought someone was either breaking in or stealing property from the location. He opened the door and saw a dark

minivan (possibly later 90's or early 00's green caravan) and several black males. He went back inside his shop to retrieve his gun and returned to

the door where they were loading a motor scooter (that was parked

approximately 4 feet from the door) into the back of the minivan next to

another black motor scooter. He stated that the subjects saw him with his

gun as he yelled at them and the subjects scattered and dropped the motor scooter causing significant damage to the scooter. The victim fired warning shots near the tires of the minivan and continued to fire warning shots in

the dirt until the minivan fled the scene west bound on Memorial Drive.

While on scene, unit 1605 was dispatched to a theft call approx one block

away on Powell St where a black motor scooter was stolen. The victim in

that incident stated that he heard noises outside his residence and came

outside to find his motor scooter missing and seats to a vehicle had been

left behind. Both juvenile suspects were charged with Theft by Taking,

Criminal Trespass Damage, Prowling, and Obstruction.

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Ϫ‡☄ಬ∞ ƀƖḬƝƊ ƤǂƿƎ ∞ಬ☄‡Ϫ - Hoke from Black Pipes Moped Gang /

the wat?

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Rollo Tomassi /

Since you all are victims in the 1st case, you can get the name of the two arrested guys, right?

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Stefan Didizian /

I dont know how atlanta does shit but here in the northeast if you discharge your firearm the cops seize it and do further investigations. you get ur gun back months later with a case number etched on the side.

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+5 Hood pts. for Tec-9

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I miss Atlanta, i need to voyage back to stone mountain sometime.

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Swoopid Woody /

will, fuuuuuck knew about rob, but u-haul roof/ out of spot? did that happen after i left last night?

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Christian Giron /

Lol did not stop laughing the entire time.

This makes me really want to come out to the rally now.

As for that truck in the house , what happened to that? I'm sure

hereever they rented it will take note of the damage which will be consistent with your story.

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Pack a moped up with some goodies and a remote "starter" then wait for the fun

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Did you guys get kicked out because of that shit or is it condemed because of the roof shift ? Either way that sucks dick.

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Don't show up late to the rally or Rob might mistake you for a teenage burglar.

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Cosmo nPuch Stillstolen /

Oh Atlanta!

I wanna get there and eat a Georgia peach.

and yeah, long points for Tec-9 persuasion

Edit: I mean fuck yeah with the winning friends and influencing punks (edited)

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looks like maybe 2 of em got handled: ATL

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and they say detroit is rough. lol

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they must really want scooters. if they got shot at trying to steal one and then went back to the same place to try stealing again. probably on hard drugs.

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careful what you wish for

WillD SWOOP Wrote: (Jul 19, 2012 02:57PM)

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> sounds shitty. man i hate the police. i'd rather

> get robbed.

from: https://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/read.php?1,3115840

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

birdshot is good for a warning right?

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Mr Perkins with the fatality.

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still, after that i didn't loose 400 bucks. ha

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

beat em senseless with a cane....

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well, looks like a new place on the horizon.

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also still fuck the police, they aren't doing shit about it.

and "Both juvenile suspects were charged with Theft by Taking,

Criminal Trespass Damage, Prowling, and Obstruction."

HOWABOUT GTA because they were in a stolen van with a stolen scooter stealing another vehicle. that's GTA. give them something that sticks, not BS like theft & prowling and then let them out so they can go get a truck and try to break our building down - and then the police follow that up by doing NOTHING.

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Saunders BluntFace.. /

How are the gunlaws in Georgia?

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Howabout shooting at them instead of firing into the ground? Who's the dummer shit, the thief who struck twice or the guy who did not wing 'em twice? I grew up in Joisey pre-Florio, so I was taught that if you fired a warning shot, you'd get arrested, if you fired to kill, its self defense and the thief gets arrested. Post-Florio Joisey may have different laws, now, but that's the way it was.

Paul

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Paul Probus Wrote:

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> Howabout shooting at them instead of firing into

> the ground? Who's the dummer shit, the thief who

> struck twice or the guy who did not wing 'em

> twice? I grew up in Joisey pre-Florio, so I was

> taught that if you fired a warning shot, you'd get

> arrested, if you fired to kill, its self defense

> and the thief gets arrested. Post-Florio Joisey

> may have different laws, now, but that's the way

> it was.

>

> Paul

cool story, bro

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damn, swoops gonna be the first moped gang with bulletproof cutoff denim vests.

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I might make it out to their Tuesday night thing tomorrow, the only shooting skillz required is with a bottle of tequila...

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