WHOA. who's ready for a fun story (well fun for everyone not involved)
About 3 weeks ago, everything was fun and fine. swimming and mopedding and fuckin bitches and makin money was the way of life. then some cocksucking shiteaters who'd decided they wanted to steal one of our bikes, rolled slowly by our clubhouse in their van. 4 of em. little ghetto trash kids like 15 years old.
Nothin really came of it though until 2 days ago- presumably the same shitbag fuckpile thug kids decided they were going to steal a scooter that was outside at 3am.
fortunately the place wasn't empty and our boy had his gun. so he hears some shit outside, looks out and sees the van and grabs his tek-9, comes out and 2 of em are trying to load the bike into a van, he starts shooting at the van tires, the 2 outside the van run away and the van peels out and flees.
a cop nearby who was investigating a scooter that they'd stolen down the street about half hour before comes out, sees the 2 kids and arrests them. other 2 get away. crazy shit right?!
figured that was the end but no, these kids are dedicated to being scumbags and unfortunately none of them were killed. This story could've ended happier for everyone if the empty cavities where their brains should have been had been exploded all over our parking lot. oh well, hopefully in the future someone will have better luck killing them and their families, and even their pets.
so yea the kids get out of custody, reconvene, and aquire a uhaul truck, then proceed to try smashing our door down with the back of the truck. the awning of the building is low and overhangs the door a good few feet and that was all they managed to hit, but the did succceed in shifting the roof about 6-10 inches off it's foundation before they took off.
including the truck easily over 30,000 in damages to TRY to steal maybe a grand worth of bikes. fuckin insane.
fortunately none of us were hurt. unfortunately all of them are unhurt as well. nothing stolen but we're out of the spot. bummer.
so moral of the story - come to our rally in 2 weeks. bring some guns knives whatever, and we'll go talk to them nicely about why they shouldn't do what they've done.