Mangled by Mopeds

I had my first decent wipeout on monday, got some good road rash, all due to a bit of loose dirt on the asphalt. So, being the nerd that I am, decided to start a blog showcasing moped injuries. If you have some good photos of your wounds please send them my way. N2theE2theR2theD@gmail.com

The blog, http://mangledbymopeds.tumblr.com/

The most amusing thing about the wreck was my odometer. I picked up my bike, and noticed my current milage. Totally Metal. (edited)

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^^^^ Did a Black Cat run across the street before you bit it..? that sucks man, did it happen on friday the 13th? lol... i cant wait for my first spill.. i think beer will be the culpret XD

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Jeff Woodin /

Were you in a turn when you hit the loose dirt?

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Unhook your speedo cable and never record another mile on that odometer...

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I was in the middle of a turn that I was admittedly taking as fast as fuckin' possible cause it feels neat. We are in the middle of our monsoon season in Tucson. We get a ton of rain for 10 minutes, then nothing, so small patches of sand, silt, and dirt get deposited on the streets. They are not always easy to spot. I obviously missed this one.

When I hit it I started to skid out, then gripped and it threw me over. Good thing the bike wasn't to damaged, I had to ride the three miles of rough road back home while bleeding on everything.

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The rest of the damage

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this one time i collapsed my lungs and noone took pics.

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After the pic of the hand... i will be wearing gloves... just like on my roadbike and motoX.... ouch. i could handle the knee and elbow, it would sting like hell but i use my hands too much for work...

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That hand has been the most painful of the injuries. The knee is the worst, but doesn't hurt as bad. I work at a vintage VW garage, so it's been difficult to work, or keep it clean.

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^^^ lol

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@ mike, You should draw it. I'll add it to the blog.

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i like the idea! sweet devil shit!

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it looked like some floam hitting a nasty vagina.

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^ lol

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

alright mike, welcome to the collapsed club.

collapsed chest wall. that was the most horriffic.

duffle bag loose strap catches on rear sprocket making an evil squeezing machine, looped over handlebar 90'd it, ate dirt. no pics just the buckle remains, but that happened awhile ago.

the latest was a near miss, a couple of foggies ran a stopsign right at me. i was on a straight away, the were on a side street in a T intersection.

i jammed the vlx's brakes so hard, it was so hot, add the fact that i had just ran 30 miles on those nylon knobbies, i stopped dead in 1 & 1/2 feet. no skid, no knarly wreck, just the shock of the front bottoming on the fork, shot enough force through me to bulge a lower back disk, nice third degree burn too. it happened like two weeks ago.

i thought i was sore and well it would ease, untill i had a spinal emergency. nothing like enough pain to dump yerself.

yaay, can you say neuro surgury, here i damaged the inside channel of my disk.

do MRI disks have JPG's?

i believe i may be screwed for life.

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ouch! Glad you were not hurt worse, the odometer thing is funny, my Honda ran out of fuel right at that mileage!

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Some of the photos you guys are sending in are gnarly as hell.

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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I always wear leather.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

funny you mentioned it. i stopped putting my hands in that instictive ohno position ten years ago. no matter how much you want to catch the earth before it hits you in the head, its always too heavy. i opt for the fore arm or shoulder block followed by what i hope will be a roll.

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Moped siblings added to the blog today, keep em coming.

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Downhill Harvey (OFMC) /

While pedaling for a faster start, my foot slipped off the pedal last night, and I went down.

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Downhill Harvey (OFMC) /

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Dusty Rim Wrote:

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> i cant wait for my first

> spill.. i think beer will be the culpret XD

What a stupid thing to say.

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King Of Kings Moped Army /

SATAN!!!

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New updates on the blog, I love these badass women.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

woohoo shindig,

nothin says moped like a good shindig.

Drugs and PT, no surgery required!

<<<<<new and improved, Now w/ 25% more meds-fortified with opiates.....

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i like to deliberately crash once in a while. keeps me "good."

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i haven't crashed since last week

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WillD SWOOP Wrote:

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> i haven't crashed since last week

It's been a little longer for me... But, I could fill a whole blog up... easily. Too bad I haven't taken any pictures.

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badly drawn depictions of said crashes are also encouraged.

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