My Only Motorbike Threatened Me And Sabotaged My Asshole

So I was riding around my subdivision on my crappy Huffy mountain bike that I put a shitty electric engine on, just cruising the neighborhood and dodging sprinklers (fuck you, Mr. Wilson!). All of a sudden, a wire from my motor came loose and sent 1.21 jigawatts of electricity through the frame, up the seatpost, and straight into my turdcutter. Needless to say, I fell off of the MOPED and emptied my bowels in the street. What a day!

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Brandon Compton /

1.21 JIGGAWATTS?! 1.21 JIGGAWATTS?!

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Splendid !!

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looks like you need a new flux capacitor.

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Ϫ‡☄ಬ∞ ƀƖḬƝƊ ƤǂƿƎ ∞ಬ☄‡Ϫ - Hoke from Black Pipes Moped Gang /

turdcutter

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same shit happen to me... when i woke up i was in 1985 though...and my fartbox was bleeding...

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Jimbo Grand Daddy /

That's some sphincter winking livewire laxative.

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Mr. Fusion on the fritz again? Heavy stuff, Doc.

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were you drunk?

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Drunk up the butt... Booty bongs will get you every time.

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I only get drunk up the butt

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Swoopid Woody /

JIZZAWATTS

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surely, he also hit 88 mph.

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Andrew Squiggman /

when i awoke, I found my marty mcFly was unzipped too! what happened?!

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OTTO The dirty Petcocks /

Lol that's some funny 8 up shit

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Ϫ‡☄ಬ∞ ƀƖḬƝƊ ƤǂƿƎ ∞ಬ☄‡Ϫ Wrote:

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> turdcutter

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~Who was that masked Man ?

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