A bunch of really clean well shaven 20 something's with jobs, cars and half a million dollar mansions are having a huge scooter rally this weekend in kansas city. They said that even orangerobin is welcome at their event. I'm not sure they've planned a ride but there will definitely be a bunch of people standin around talking about how their bikes are super fast and how much money they've invested. I heard there will even be a big dick contest. So bring your wieners and maybe this scooter rally will be the top dog.
I look forward to seeing the popp'd collars, the slacks and maybe a few rolexes and scarfs.
On a side note, if you're in a gang and plan to attend, please bring a colorful bike, black was soo last year, and please take a shower. No one who rides scooters thinks its cool to be dirty.
Hopefully you moped people will be accepted for your unique character and sweet looking colorful bikes.
If you plan to attend please email email@example.com