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Reeperette /

Dunno where it came from, so I cannot give credit, but no doubt Fred, Ron, Ike and many others will get a bang out of this.

Mechanics Tool Guide

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.

MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing seats and motorcycle jackets.

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works great for drilling mounting holes in fenders just above the brake line that goes to the rear wheel.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your garage on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside a brake drum from which you're trying to remove the bearing race.

WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or

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That's funny,Ree!I especially liked the first one about the hammer's use of location of expensive parts near to `percussive maintenance' area.LOL!!

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Those are some of the best I have seen

Tom(MO)

Tim the `Tool Man' city

Yeah,Tom!I can just see `ol Tim performing each and every one of these debacles on his shows.Especially visualizing the Drill Press scenario.Reminds me of when he was standing in front of the Lathe and it snatched his shirt off in the blink of an eye.Hilarious!LOL!!

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hahaha... i especially like all the stuff about "rounding off bolt heads"... that some good stuff..

casey

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