oldie but goodie

The Old Man on a Moped

A hip young man goes out and buys a 2001 Ferrari GTO. It is the best andmost expensive car available in the world,costing about $500,000.

Hetakes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man ona moped pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks,"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2001 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much? "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning backon his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man whathis car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads

320 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting

closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh!

Something whips by him, going much faster! What on earth could be going

faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him,

he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the

opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped!

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM!

It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.

The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and

the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the old man and says,

"Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man moans and replies, "Yes. Kindly unhook my suspenders from your

side-view mirror!

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