Y'all gonna looove this.
To make a long story short, the apt complex here has made a bit of a bet with some of us renters, they gave us each 14 movie quotes to identify, and anyone who bags them gets $50.00-$100.00 USD off their next rent depending on how fast the answers can be got.
My roomie (who still thinks we are all nutzo) has graciously offered to apply this extra cash-ola to the purchase of another moped (come to the dark side, luke....) even though she chews her fingernails into tattered shreds everytime I ride, convinced that this is how I will meet my maker...
And so, that's where you guys come in..I have answered some of the 14 Quotes already, although any answer I am not wholly sure about is marked (?).
Any answers or confirmation of answers will be appreciated, and, obviously, support the cause of moped madness (feel the power of the dark side...).
#1
"All major theme parks have delays, When they opened Disneyland in 1956; nothing worked."
"Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!"
A - Jurassic Park
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#2
"I thought I told you to wear a suit in my courtroom!"
"You were serious about dat?"
A - My cousin Vinny (?)
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#3
"First you get the woman, then you get the money, then you get the power."
A-
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#4
"Well color me happy, there's a sofa in here for two."
A-
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#5
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
A - The Usual Suspects.
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#6
"When I buy a new book, I read the last page first, That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends."
"That my friend, is a dark side."
-A
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#7
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
A - Jaws
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#8
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."
A-
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#9
"Vanity, definately my favorite sin."
A-
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#10
"Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."
A - Clueless (?)
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#11
"As a wise man once said: Wherever you go, there you are."
A - Buckaroo Banzai and the Fifth Dimension (?)
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#12
"Don't mind her, she's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister."
A-
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#13
"Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here."
A - As good as it gets.
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#14
"You're not quite evil enough, you're semi-evil, you're quasi-evil, you're the margarine of evil."
"You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."
A-
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-Ree