...and by the way, pints are for sissys. Down heyar in the south we drink it by the quart. Mostly 'causen it's cheaper and has the convenient screw-off top.
Hmmm, mebbe I'll go down ta my cousin's trailer. She's been lookin purty good and I seen her yesterdee at the dollar store with a coupla quarts of "The Bull". Hey Wanda Jean! Put on the Skynyrd record, I'm comin' over! (Damn, Can sumbody help me push my Camaro?)