Oh little Timmy, now you do sound like a typical, self absorbed, foolish 14 year old. The state should make 1 exception, an exception just for you. Seriously? Perhaps we can propose it to the MD state legislature, we can call it Tim's Law.
Everyone sing along now ...
Oh, you are special you're the only one, you're the only one like you. There's nobody else in the whole wide world who can drive a moped like you ... Cause you are special, special ... (edited)