i HEARD IT WAS CANCELED?
i been watching your myspace page but it don't be updated
P.S. this is broken. (edited)
I heard the landsquid weren't around anymore.
I also heard Crazy Wayne will be a featured guest.
I heard a certain landsquid isn't actually in squidville.
I love the horn.
Doesn't Sactown also host the annual Whiz-Ins for us old Whizzer freaks?
It would be nice to have a moped/whizzer rally, best of both worlds, with ice cream.
Jimbodaddy will not be attending this rally.
heres a post.
I think the latest teaser video would have been hotter if Andrew made out with Travis after getting out of the river.
i heard obama is coming
more like brobama
austin, i had the same idea!!!!!
What's a Landsquid?
LANDSQUID RALLY2011: WHAT IS MOPED PRECIOUS
dudes being dudes lets get rad!!!!!
Re: the latest "teaser"
once again, i feel let down by your fake landsquid penis
It looks like a pepperoni stick and a tree branch. Oh boy oberto, ow.
What the hell is that?
In other news, your use of "Hot One" is inspired.
Definition of a Landsquid:
1. The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.
Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )
2. A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.
Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.
3. A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada.
"It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."
copied from the link above
for the lazy.
ew who flushes a condom down the toilet? "yo I haven't given a plumber hundreds of dollars lately. I think I'll try to put a bunch of rubber into my pipes!"
i thought that said Lord Snordley National Park at first.
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