At these fuckers in cali selling their "70-sumfin PUKE moped" for $800. Are you fucking kidding me? You have no clue about the name of your moped but you want to sell it for $800?
I've lived in a lot of places but California takes the cake for being the most hypocritical, shallow place I've ever lived. Is there a word or phrase for a person who makes no effort in improving themselves because they think they're perfect? Because that's the majority of california for you.
People who have never lived there are so starry eyed over that state but it's just like everywhere else only it stinks of this inflated sense of self worth.
And for fuck's sake, your mopeds are not worth that much.
Ps. Whataburger has better burgers than In N Out.