MOPED ARMY

I live in Davis, a bicycle town, basically every road has a bike path. Every person owns a bike. About 2/3 of the time, people take bikes around here instead of cars. You wouldn't believe the coolness factor of zipping by people on a moped, especially on the few hills we have here. Its very intimidating to them, even though I put pink streamers on my handlebars. I do this so the bicyclists will not fear me. Its not working. I may have to put streamers on my helmet.