i was going to buy a horse. but it also produces co2 emissions. hey, so do i ... as i walk, i breathe out co2. and i have to eat to have the energy to walk ... oy! such waste of natural resources.
i was so concerned ... i thought i should kill myself (but not by car fumes, that's just more pollution). but they'd have to bury me someplace, i guess. but that's just less farm space or whatever.
or can i just get dumped in a farmplot and used as fertelizer? yes! that's it. i'll kill myself by having a friend bury hit me over the head w/ a stone (not a knife, think of the steel mills!) and then burry me (using a big stick, not a metal shovel) in the ground for farmers to then plant crops over me.
the solution to the pollution problem!
in case any of you were dense ... sarcasm isn't dead.