Why?
Moped arsen is silly
anybody that would do a drive by for that cash is already in jail
Paying to have someone beat up will get you in trouble much faster than a bat up side their head or a stick or something like that
I'm not gay so I really don't need an escort and if I wanted one, $20.00 is too cheap for anybody that would look half decent
If someone stole one of my mopeds, I'd go and find the damn thing. and I would bring a stick or a bat or something that would help me out JUST in case they were bigger than I am. (Most people are)
An escort? I thought they still called it a male jigalo or something like that
I don't smoke pot. (regular drug tests kinda kill that one)
Did I mention that burning a moped is silly. I'd be imbarrased if someone found out I did something stupid and destructive like that and you should be to.
You should also make sure that the person paying you wears a condom to. If all you charge is $20.00, you will probably be getting some fairly rank customers
Jamie