Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman: "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman says: "Yep, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says: "Hello, what are u guys doing?"
And Bush says: "We're planning world war 3."
And the guy says: "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Bush says: "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one Moped mechanic
And the guy exclaims: "A Moped mechanic?!!!"
So, Bush turns to Powell and says: "See? I told you no-one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"