MOPED ARMY

Heh, I'd just whip my favorite bit o chain around those antlers, yank 'im down and drag his ass for a while, then skin 'im, eat 'im, and make a coat out of 'im.

Kill it, eat it, wear it - waste is an insult to the cycle of life.

-R

(Of course, ever more likely I'd try that and get yanked right off the 'ped by a pissed off deer that weighs more than I do..but I'd try, yannow ?

FYI, sneakin up on a deer and tryin to yank it's tail is a BAD idea...cracked ribs ain't fun.)