RE: I still think mopeds suck

Thundajug /
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<HTML>Now Brian; you say you will "cause 'old people' to cringe at your cylinders of power?" well I happen to be somewhat old myself (57) and sincerely doubt I will cringe at you or any of your swarming two-wheeled hoard. I may smile though, as I swing alongside at a good 30 mph in my 11/79 bright red PUCH MAXI for an "underweigh" power salute to you and your invading army! And you would be welcome here in Massachusetts any time! I am the only mopedaller around, and everybody turns to wave at the approach of my blaring exhaust: Cops wave, kids on school busses wave, people cutting their lawns, teen-age girls with puppies, fat ladies with the wind blowing their straw hats off and flipping their dresses way the hell up in the air; and even this one huge dude with a cute smiling mama on the back of his black FLH Harley-Davidson! She had such a far away look in her eyes when she turned my way that I knew right off she was wishing she was riding with me instead of "Fat Bob." She had just begun to rise off that seat and I believe throw a leg to climb down to proposition me for a scoot around town, when the light turned and Bob booted that Hog while he still had an old lady to call his own. I want to say too, that I don't know what passes for education up there in the state of Maine, but if the letters posted on your site are an indication, I won't be riding up that way any too soon. You see, they get snowed in a lot up there, and there may have been some in-breeding in the past. You can spot the inbreeds pretty easy because they can't express themselves in words of more than four or five letters. They get frustrated at this and keep repeating themselves over and over. Also some of their last names are hard as hell to pronounce. Please don't get upset and respond to them Brian, it only riles them up. Just remember, "There's an ass for every seat." Thundajug -- SWARM AND DESTROY!</HTML>

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  I still think mopeds suckTopic by: Patrick Quinn Patrick Quinn 03/12/00 10:01PM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: Jim G. Jim G. 03/13/00 12:07AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: Ivo Ivo 04/20/00 02:03PM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: dave dave 03/13/00 12:52AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: Joe B. Joe B. 03/13/00 12:55AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: Ivo Ivo 04/20/00 02:09PM
  100 people laughing at me, oh no!Re: bill bill 03/13/00 01:50AM
  'M' is for MopedRe: Big Bird Big Bird 03/13/00 02:23PM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: Joe B. Joe B. 03/13/00 09:57PM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: kyle h kyle h 03/13/00 11:05PM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: john john 03/14/00 12:08PM
  RE: Pat is only insecureRe: john john 03/14/00 12:04PM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: Jim C. Jim C. 03/14/00 12:36PM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: mopeds kick ass and YOU suck mopeds kick ass and YOU suck 03/16/00 09:16AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: sorry my name is RJ Peters sorry my name is RJ Peters 03/16/00 09:18AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: BOB davis BOB davis 03/16/00 10:09AM
  Um please - -Re: Ryan Ryan 03/17/00 11:24AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: Dominican Lou Dominican Lou 03/18/00 01:00AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: brian frain brian frain 04/11/00 01:04AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: Thundajug Thundajug 04/27/00 01:36AM
  RE: I still think mopeds suckRe: patrick quinn patrick quinn 07/15/00 01:00AM
  Re: I still think mopeds suckRe: Sunset Paul Sunset Paul 09/22/09 02:06AM
  Re: I still think mopeds suckRe: mike Thomas mike Thomas 09/22/09 02:24AM
  Re: I still think mopeds suckRe: keller_stephen keller_stephen 09/22/09 02:33AM

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