I just found the place for you!
Yahoo has a club under Motorcycles, subgroup Mopeds, called Mopeds Suck!
Isn't that wondeful?
And guess what? the decription says "come and talk about how crapy mopeds are"! I'm quoting here!
And they need members, too! They only have 2 right now! I'm sure you'd fit in splendidly! You belong with other like minded individuals! Check out there scholarly exchanges they have!</HTML>