<HTML>There, there Patty. Irrational comments are a sign of the week-minded. You know what you need? You need a good moped. One that will treat you nice when everyone else doesn't. One that will save you hundreds of dollars on gasoline. One that will take you places where no vehicle has taken you before. Ditch that mean old Ford f150, and get yourself a nice puch maxi. You'll be glad you did.
Yours Truly,
Big Bird
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