Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...

Wayne /
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We used to sneak up on the green garden hose and tie it up into knots. Then we'd sit on the porch and laugh ourselves sick while the hose struggled to untie itself.

(Be warned: This will make your green garden hose VERY mean!)

In august, when the green garden hose sheds the metal ring on its mouth, it has been known to swallow people.

If this happens, you need to paint yellow stripes on another garden hose and throw it onto the hose that has swallowed the victim and yell "SNAKE...!!"

This will cause the green garden hose to deliver up its prey, to make itself lighter for the attack.

You can also cut the offending hose into 3" lengths, boil it for several hours until tender, and then stuff vienna sausages into the hose segment for a great party snack. The guests at the party can also have fun blowing vienna sausages back and forth at each other through the hose segments.

In the winter, the green garden hose usually curls up next to the porch or garage and hibernates.

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  Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Topic by: Vespalad Vespalad 10/04/01 01:18PM
  Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Re: Reeperette Reeperette 10/04/01 02:36PM
  Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Re: don-ohio don-ohio 10/04/01 03:15PM
  Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Re: gimmyjimmy gimmyjimmy 10/04/01 04:35PM
  Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Re: gimmyjimmy gimmyjimmy 10/04/01 04:27PM
  Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Re: don-ohio don-ohio 10/04/01 04:57PM
  Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Re: Wayne Wayne 10/04/01 04:43PM
  Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Re: don-ohio don-ohio 10/04/01 05:04PM
  Re: Garden Hose Tried To Kill Me...Re: tabpat tabpat 10/04/01 05:24PM
  Garden Hose ControlRe: Fred Fred 10/07/01 09:07PM
  Re: Garden Hose ControlRe: don-ohio don-ohio 10/11/01 09:00PM

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