MOPED ARMY

Hey, we have a midget here in town, he rides a step thru moped, has a seat mounted down in the curve.. he can really get around on it, hadn`t seen him since they closed up the Massage Parlors, you would see him taking the "LADIES" to and from work at all hours... he told me he saw a lot of action there.Later...Doug D.

It used to be a website that collected pictures of midgets riding mopeds, with the best picture winning the contest of "best midget on a moped" well, i was the only one who entered, so i won, even though i am not a midget, but i was on a moped. anyway. they eventually took it down, but for the longest time all it was was a freaky picture of me on a sachs in my bedroom.

dan

moped army

swarm and destroy