It turns out that Madison, WI, home of my (misspent) youth, is the antithesis of the moped army. It is SCOOTERVILLE! What's with that, anyway? Mopeds are way cooler. This message goes out to any moped riders in the area - email me! As much as I love my moped, having friends with whom to represent would be fantastic. There needs to be a Madison Moped Army. I should make stickers and represent.
firstname.lastname@example.org -contact me!