Re: Yes mopeds do suck!

XBrandon EdgeX /
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"They are slow, ugly, smelly and polute the environment."

Okay, most are slow, I'll give you that, but in town where the speed limit doesn't exeed 35, do you really need a bike that'll do 120 to 180 mph? Would you have the balls to modify and ride your bike faster than what it's built to do? I've seen instances where people take 30 mph bikes and build them to do 50. They don't have all the best suspension components and brakes. Often times, it's stressful on the tires, but that doesn't stop them.

They are by no means ugly, they have a lot more factory bodywork done to them than any pipe-built chopper or plastic crotch rocket

They are no smellier than any motorcyle. Motorcycles burn twice the gas of a moped, that's twice the toxins going into the air, ergo, twice the smelliness.

They don't "polute" the evironment anymore than a motorcycle. Like I said, motorcyles burn twice the gas of a moped, twice the toxins going into the air.

"As you have learned, they are unreliable as well."

Yeah, but they are cheaper to fix, as well. Plus, they are easier to work on because they don't have alot of extra crap that we don't need, like the liquid cooling systems. Maybe if everyone was a yuppie asshole like you, we could all afford to take our bike to the shop everytime we can't figure out how to start them.

"You will find that fourstroke motorcycles are much more reliable, powerfull, and stylish than their ugly third-cousins the mopeds. "

When they don't start, they are a fortune (or a pain) to get running again.

You just don't need all that power. How often do you ride around town at full throttle?

Ooh, stylish. We all know how important style is, because when you're not in style, what do you rely on to impress everyone? Certainly not your yuppie asshole personality.

"Plus chicks dig motorcycle men not moped geeks."

I've asked, and chicks think mopeds are cool, and motorcyles are noisy and ugly, much like the yuppie assholes that ride them. (not all motorcyle riders are that way, just the yuppie asshole ones that think they have something to prove by making fun of mopeds, because they have no confidence in their choice of transportation so they feel bad-mouthing their "enemy" is crucial.)

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Okay, I told myself I wasn't gonna sink to his level and retaliate, but you know how these things just leap out at you and beg for it. It's human nature. Sorry, I like to speak my mind.

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  AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Topic by: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! 08/14/01 11:26PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: Paul Paul 08/14/01 11:46PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: Jamie Leonard Jamie Leonard 08/14/01 11:57PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! 08/15/01 12:39AM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: Heyde Heyde 08/15/01 11:06AM
  waaaaaaaaaaaaaah !! .. :(Re: The Moped Gawd The Moped Gawd 08/15/01 12:43AM
  Re: waaaaaaaaaaaaaah !! .. :(Re: Peggy Peggy 08/15/01 11:41AM
  Re: waaaaaaaaaaaaaah !! .. :(Re: Timmy Southpark Timmy Southpark 03/07/06 08:05PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: mbartell mbartell 08/15/01 11:53AM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: MTech -> MTech -> 03/07/06 04:04PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: brystheguy brystheguy 03/07/06 04:24PM
  Lawnmower repair shop.Re: Kev Kev 08/16/01 12:45AM
  Yes mopeds do suck!Re: BHP BHP 08/16/01 01:35AM
  Re: Yes mopeds do suck!Re: Richard Richard 08/16/01 09:16AM
  Re: Yes mopeds do suck!Re: Nick Nick 08/16/01 09:40AM
  Re: Yes mopeds do suck!Re: Seven of nine Seven of nine 08/16/01 02:46PM
  Tire SpoonsRe: Reeperette Reeperette 08/16/01 03:08PM
  Re: Yes mopeds do suck!Re: XBrandon EdgeX XBrandon EdgeX 08/16/01 04:29PM
  Re: Yes mopeds do suck!Re: The original Poster... The original Poster... 08/16/01 05:48PM
  Re: Yes mopeds do suck!Re: daveb daveb 08/16/01 07:46PM
  To the original poster...Re: BHP BHP 08/17/01 02:09AM
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  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: dave h dave h 08/19/01 02:40PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: Rob Gibbons Rob Gibbons 08/20/01 09:04PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: ChrisC30 ChrisC30 03/07/06 04:39PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: See Ya Moped Army See Ya Moped Army 03/07/06 05:27PM
  Re: AHHH!!! Mopeds are eternal hell!Re: brystheguy brystheguy 03/07/06 05:28PM
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