15 miles in boots!?!?!? you whimp
when i was on my tour in 'nam i had to walk 34.6 clicks wearing bamboo slippers while dodging ak-47 rounds. once i got to the station, i delivered my message, they took my slippers and sent me back out.
where i was taken captive and mangaed to kill 4 of my captors with nothing but a bicycle chain and an apple. i got away and ran to the shore, about 200 miles,than swam to hawaii where i slept for the night, then took a paddle boat back to los angeles, once there i bought a pair of flip flops and ran to my home in northern iowa.
panzy...